20
May
16 People Who Are My Best Friend In My Head
Last weekend Chris Pine asked me out but I was like UMMMMM& it
Esquire Theme by Matthew Buchanan
Social icons by Tim van Damme
20
May
Last weekend Chris Pine asked me out but I was like UMMMMM& it
16
May
Ok… amongst all the wholly retarded idiots who are actually arguing that I’m a “racist ignorant white lady who should be pushed into the ocean because I have no taste in music and don’t understand the meaning behind:
…..This beautiful comment emerges in the argument. Hilarious:
I couldn’t agree more. What an enlightening example of meaningful lyrics produced by mindful musical prodigies.
For example, let’s take a look at # 5 lyrics from Pusha T’s lavish collaboration with Kanye, 2 chainz and Big Sean.
“I’m bill droppin’, Ms. Pacman is pill poppin’ ass hoe, I’m poppin’ too, these blue dolphins need two coffins”.
Firstly, we’re invited into a world of excess and hedonism, executed with catchy alliterations ‘bILL, drOPPIN, Ms Pacman is pILL pOPPIN’ and with verbatim tone that’s raw and unscrupulous. Ms Pacman provides an iconic 80’s metaphor and keen visual imaginary of his ladies exorbitant drug habit. These ‘blue dolphins needs two coffins’ masterfully disguises the true explicit nature of his lyrics in colloquialisms, and perhaps intentionally, from the judgmental arm of studio censorship. ‘Blue dolphins’ represents a colloquial term of NDMA which, by some users, are taken with alprazolam/Xanax ‘Coffins’.
So thank you buzzfeed, truely, a masterful work worthy of well deserved praise.
- Sam Hall · Deakin University, Geelong
BuzzFeed: “15 Totally Meaningful Lyrics From The Best Musical Prodigies Of Our Time”
15
May
The Beatles’ ain’t got SH*T on these lyrical geniuses.
There’s just nothing quite like hearing about Nicki Minaj’s anus.
07
May
“Give me down to there, hair, shoulder length or longer” - Hair 1968
29
Apr
In celebration of @norbuck, @imarleneking, AND @AshBenzo tweeting about the PSA… here’s the blooper reel to the OFFICIAL PRETTY LITTLE LIARS PSA!
Watch the PSA here: http://youtu.be/s6WwOy-9-SA
The PLLs:
Spencer: Jillian Gutowitz @jillboard
Hanna: Madison Gutowitz @mmmguda
Emily: Lauren Magenta @laurenmagenta
Aria: Sam Materia @s_materia
BuzzFeed article “
23
Apr
If my sister got engaged to alison dilaurentis’ corpse i’d of probably fucked it
Rosewood is chock full of common occurrences, like manslaughter. If you constantly find yourself in completely unrealistic situations like this, check out the PSA at the bottom and find out how you…I’m dying. So funny. #7 is my fav. “At least she is consistent”
Also the video at the end is hilarious.
Rosewood is chock full of common occurrences, like manslaughter. If you constantly find yourself in completely unrealistic situations like this, check out the PSA at the bottom and find out how you…
17
Apr
THE OFFICIAL “PRETTY LITTLE LIARS” PSA:
If you’re beautiful, you need help. So call now.
The PLLs:
Spencer: Jillian Gutowitz
Hanna: Madison Gutowitz
Emily: Lauren Magenta
Aria: Sam Materia
01
Apr
NEW JILLBOARD VIDEO! Did you know James Franco did a special MTV Cribs episode to show everyone his Sprang Break digs? #SPRANGGGGBRAAAAAYK