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20

May

16 People Who Are My Best Friend In My Head

16

May

Best Comment Ever.

Ok… amongst all the wholly retarded idiots who are actually arguing that I’m a “racist ignorant white lady who should be pushed into the ocean because I have no taste in music and don’t understand the meaning behind: 

‘I gets lotsa commas, I can f*ck yo mama, I ain’t with the drama, You can meet my llama.’”

…..This beautiful comment emerges in the argument. Hilarious:

I couldn’t agree more. What an enlightening example of meaningful lyrics produced by mindful musical prodigies. 


For example, let’s take a look at # 5 lyrics from Pusha T’s lavish collaboration with Kanye, 2 chainz and Big Sean.

“I’m bill droppin’, Ms. Pacman is pill poppin’ ass hoe, I’m poppin’ too, these blue dolphins need two coffins”.

Firstly, we’re invited into a world of excess and hedonism, executed with catchy alliterations ‘bILL, drOPPIN, Ms Pacman is pILL pOPPIN’ and with verbatim tone that’s raw and unscrupulous. Ms Pacman provides an iconic 80’s metaphor and keen visual imaginary of his ladies exorbitant drug habit. These ‘blue dolphins needs two coffins’ masterfully disguises the true explicit nature of his lyrics in colloquialisms, and perhaps intentionally, from the judgmental arm of studio censorship. ‘Blue dolphins’ represents a colloquial term of NDMA which, by some users, are taken with alprazolam/Xanax ‘Coffins’.

So thank you buzzfeed, truely, a masterful work worthy of well deserved praise.

Sam Hall · Deakin University, Geelong

BuzzFeed: “15 Totally Meaningful Lyrics From The Best Musical Prodigies Of Our Time”

15

May

15 Totally Meaningful Lyrics From The Best Musical Prodigies Of Our Time

There’s just nothing quite like hearing about Nicki Minaj’s anus.

07

May

The 20 Things We Miss About Miley Cyrus

29

Apr

In celebration of @norbuck, @imarleneking, AND @AshBenzo tweeting about the PSA… here’s the blooper reel to the OFFICIAL PRETTY LITTLE LIARS PSA!

Watch the PSA here: http://youtu.be/s6WwOy-9-SA

The PLLs:

Spencer: Jillian Gutowitz @jillboard

Hanna: Madison Gutowitz @mmmguda

Emily: Lauren Magenta @laurenmagenta

Aria: Sam Materia @s_materia

BuzzFeed article “

11 Ridiculous Events With No Explanations That No One Ever Questions On “Pretty Little Liars”:  http://www.buzzfeed.com/jillboard/11-ridiculous-events-with-no-explanations-that-no-a7ki

23

Apr

dancersbitch:

If my sister got engaged to alison dilaurentis’ corpse i’d of probably fucked it

11 Ridiculous Events With No Explanations That No One Ever Questions On "Pretty Little Liars"

addierobs:

I’m dying. So funny. #7 is my fav. “At least she is consistent”

Also the video at the end is hilarious.

11 Ridiculous Events With No Explanations That No One Ever Questions On "Pretty Little Liars"

17

Apr

THE OFFICIAL “PRETTY LITTLE LIARS” PSA:

If you’re beautiful, you need help. So call now.

The PLLs:

Spencer: Jillian Gutowitz

Hanna: Madison Gutowitz

Emily: Lauren Magenta

Aria: Sam Materia

01

Apr

NEW JILLBOARD VIDEO! Did you know James Franco did a special MTV Cribs episode to show everyone his Sprang Break digs? #SPRANGGGGBRAAAAAYK